In November Misty featured in the Nottingham Evening Post and talked about fame and what she has done to try and get there.
Below is the article as it appeared in print.
On one channel, ten household names are set to pitch up in the jungle for the latest series of Im A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Meanwhile, a rival station is planning to fool a group of wannabes into thinking theyve been blasted into outer space. Like em or loathe em reality TV shows are an essential ingredient in the new fame game and nobody knows that better than Misty Monroe-Manhattan -one of thousands of young Britons who crave celebrity.
The character came to Stephen in a dream four years ago, but his all consuming idea to be famous had germinated long before that. Even in his schooldays at Manor Comprehensive, he was the entertainer. "People either loved me or hated me" he says. "As soon as I understood the concept of fame I knew it was for me. I used to want to be a famous singer, but now the world of celebrity has changed so much, you dont necessarily have to have a particular talent to make it."
Stephen left school at 16, there being, he says, no point in going to university for somebody with his ambitions. "I didnt even consider it," he says. "Youth is wonderful and so short-lived and I want to do it the way I want to do it, without other people telling me I need to pass these exams or do this course. I dont want to be a doctor or a dentist, I simply want to be famous: thats it."
Since then, he has attended hundreds of auditions for reality TV shows such as Pop Idol, Big Brother, The X-Factor - so far, without success. Once, he left 500 messages on a Big Brother producers answering machine after failing to make the final cut.
At first glance, Misty Monroe-Manhattan isnt really so different from the thousands of other wannabes that populate reality TV show auditions and gatecrash parties in an attempt to join the ranks of the rich and famous. A lip-glossed loudmouth with tumbling platinum locks and a leggy figure which she likes to flaunt (today shes sporting thigh-length white PVC boots, short, tight skirts and a "Rude Girl" hat), there is little she wouldnt do to elbow her way onto the front page of a national tabloid.
Yet there is more to Misty than meets the eye and sets her apart from the lithe-limbed, tanned n bland blondes with whom she routinely jostles with for attention.
For Misty, is, in fact, a man on a mission - and hes from Mansfield Woodhouse.
She is a character created by Stephen Goddard in his quest for fame, a quest that seemingly knows no bounds of taste, style or decency.
"Im not like a transvestite or a drag queen," explains Misty who, when out of costume is a humorous, articulate and surprisingly normal 23 year-old health worker. "Misty is more like a parody of those things."
Despite all the auditioning, until recently, Misty's only notable reality TV appearance was being invited to balance an ironing board on his chin on Sky One's 'Britains Wildest'. But instead of being disheartened, he decided to channel his considerable intelligence (he has an extremely high IQ of 161) into dreaming up publicity stunts.
Last year, after getting turned down by Big Brother for the second time, Misty rang around the national newspapers pretending to be the friend of a pre-op transsexual who had made the final line-up for the Channel Four reality TV show. He then leaked his own address to the press and was delighted to find the paparazzi turning up on his doorstep. "I dressed up as Misty and walked up the drive with a washing basket," he says. "My Mum wasnt too pleased because we were in the middle of a family barbeque" despite the inconvenience, he made the front page of a down market tabloid ("I only do the front page darling!" he says) under the headline I Wanted Prize Dosh to have me Little Bruv sliced off.
The previous year, he hired a cherry-picker truck for 200 and arranged for a friend to crane him into the Big Brother garden to the accompaniment of Shania Twain's 'Man! I feel Like A Woman!' eventually the police arrived to cart him off to the station. "I was disappointed they didnt actually show it on the programme, but I suppose they didnt want to demonstrate it was so easy to break into the house," he sighs. However, Big Brother is not the only party Misty has successfully crashed. Last year, he managed to rain on the parade of the much-vexed Paris Hilton, by wearing the same dress as the vacuous heiress at the premier of House of Wax. "I contacted Paris' agent pretending to be a fashion designer and asked what she would be wearing," he says. The agent dutifully revealed Paris would be sporting a white Versace dress. Naturally, Stephen dropped in at Bond Street to buy the same dress - he wont reveal how much money he spent on it - and went to the red-carpet do in the guise of Misty. Ms Hilton was less than impressed to find the identically-attired Misty sticking to her like a limpet as she strutted her stuff. "She completely snubbed me, but I kept on walking up and down the line, behind the barriers holding out my autograph book," he says. Although he set the flashbulbs popping, he hasnt seen the photographs in print anywhere. "Im sure there must have been something on it though" he says confidently. He was planning a similar stunt at the 'War Of The Worlds' premier, but, unfortunately somebody else's stunt got in the way. "I planned to jump over the barrier when Tom Cruise was walking along the red-carpet and get in the background on some of the photographs," he says. "But somebody else squirted him with water" (a TV crew from a Channel Four prank show), so he got back in the car and drove off. Misty has also leapt into pictures at book-signings with Joan Collins and Graham Norton, the latter, apparently disappointingly unfazed. But for all his perverse ingenuity, until recently Stephen has seen precious little reward for his efforts. Yet the conviction that fame lurks just around the corner is what fires his passion for publicity.
(slebs apparently standing for shameless, libidinous, egoistic, barefaced slaves to celebrity). Since then, the offers of TV appearances (on Trisha and Richard and Judy) have arrived. "Its very weird," he says. "A tiny bit of me thinks that this could be it, but then, Ive had my hopes raised so many times before." He is also in talks with Channel Four about a mysterious job offer - as Misty, of course, rather than Stephen. "By being famous as Misty, rather than for being me, I would hopefully retain some sort of anonymity," he says. Stephen has the full support of his parents, ***** a taxi driver and *****, a hospital supervisor.
**** has donated some of her old outfits to Mistys cause, while both his Mum and Dad have watched his recent TV appearances. "I think they used to think it was something Id grow out of," he smiles. "But now they know otherwise."
Ideally, Stephen says he would love to be a pop star or present his own TV show. And if it doesnt work out for him? "That wont happen," he says firmly. "I wont allow it to happen. If I ever reach the stage where I think enough is enough, Ill probably end up joining a religious sect or something."
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But is there anything he wouldnt do? Not much it seems. "I wouldnt get breast implants because that would just be weird," he says. Kiss and tell, on the other hand is a different matter, although he claims hes biding his time before he sells his story. Last year he spent three nights in London with a celebrity who is in the "music/acting" business. "I engineered this situation with somebody who has a penchant for younger men," he says carefully, without revealing if the person concerned was male or female. "I got photographic and audio evidence of the encounter. Its not beneficial for me to sell my story right now because their career is in a bit of a bad patch at the moment, but I can see them making a comeback soon and when they do, I will be revealing all." Doesn't he feel ashamed about the set-up? "Well, they didnt think I was in love with them or anything, he says. I do feel bad, but if you are a celebrity, you have to be aware that things like this can happen. If I were famous, I wouldnt fall into that trap." Its to be hoped that Stephen may not have to continue down the kiss and tell route - particularly since there are signs his own career may be taking off. Earlier this year he appeared in a Sunday Times article entitled "MEET the S.LE.B.S"
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